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if my son is gay

  • son: mom... i'm gay
  • me: what was that?
  • son: i'm... gay
  • me: HA! KNEW IT!
  • son: wh...what?
  • husband: what's going on?
  • me: OUR SON'S GAY!
  • husband: oh god.
  • son: wait, is that okay?
  • husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
  • me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
  • son: i—
  • me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
  • son: that's great mom bu—
  • me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
  • husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
  • me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
  • son: mom that really isn—
  • me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
  • husband: shit
  • me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
  • son: dad, what's going o—
  • me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
  • husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
  • me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
  • son: i'm scared
  • husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
  • me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

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rachellethach asked:
Pss, hubby... Im not doing homework... teeheee I love you.

Haha it’s late anywaaays, ilovesyoutoo(:

rachellethach asked:
Dont hate the hoop, haha hate the user? ... AND REALLY?! BOTH MINE &YOURS?! SO I GET TO BUY TWO DIFFERENT DRESSES !?

Yeeeeeees you do haha. And the hoop was bs for you too x)

rachellethach asked:
God I wanted to go to Prom !! D; Only 35 bucks and we couldn't go what the eff man =( Oh wells.. I had a great time with you todays. I think I beat you in basketball x)

Hey, next year I’m taking you to both yours and my prom. And that hoop was bs x)

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  1. Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
  2. Chuckie - Who Is Ready To Jump
  3. The Wanted - Glad You Came
  4. Avicii - Levels
  5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling
  6. Journey - Don’t Stop Believing
  7. David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj - Turn Me On
  8. Bruno Mars - Marry You
  9. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
  10. LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots
  11. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It
  12. Earth, Wind, & Fire - September
  13. Kool and the Gang - Celebration
  14. Michael Jackson vs. Usher - OMG Beat It
  15. Flo Rida ft. Sia - Wild Ones
  16. The Outfield - Your Love

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(Source: assvenger, via l0vrboy)

rachellethach asked:
just a lil heads up i havent been doing my homework for like 15mins now...

A little break doesn’t hurt haha

rachellethach asked:
tomorrow is june 1... right now is 28 days till our one year. Kinda scared idk why. crazy shit babe

(: not crazy, but amazing n.n

rachellethach asked:
you suck

:O I’m awesome

rachellethach asked:
Even though you woke up late I hope you have a great day at school. Last night was one of the best nights i had in a week... i love you babe and i cant wait to get home and hear ur voice again<3

I had an okay day n.n and I was reeeeeeaaallly tired. I loves you too(:

Wear it wednesday lol (Taken with instagram)

Secret Garden

This song always makes me cry the hardest whenever I’m upset or feelin down. I dunno why I keep playing it..

I honestly cried a little bit in that voice mail

I’m sorry.. I apologize a million times even it doesn’t mean anything to you.. I know can be hard headed sometimes.. Just.. Goodnight. Sweetdreams. Sleeptight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Sleeping on the floor tonight.